A Little Help From My Friends

So, my friends know I am trekking through this world, in search of the truly full-on, and from time-to-time they produce some gems worthy of making the blog:

This was submitted by my friend and colleague, Dr. Candy Strauss.  It is funny because we have nicknamed someone Penelope (after the very funny SNL character; http://www.hulu.com/watch/107509/saturday-night-live-penelope, http://www.hulu.com/watch/52192/saturday-night-live-penelope---therapy, http://www.hulu.com/watch/11931/saturday-night-live-penelope--traffic-school), who is just...ummm...a little bit (twirls her hair) better than everyone else.

Best part?  What makes this a win?  Well, the fact that even Walt Disney (The Haunted Mansion) feels she should be dearly departed.

Second submission from Dr. Candy is this:

For some very strange reason, putting lettuce on a ham and pineapple pizza just seems a bit full-on, even though she says she likes to have the crunchy with the pizza rather than before.

Thanks to Candy for her additions and contributions!!!

Next in the lineup is my dear friend, Moundy McTits.  She was able to capture the original full-on, as it happened in its natural environment.

These country folk took a swamp buggy down a power easement and ran out of gas.  They asked Moundy if she had gas, she checked, and offered some gas if they wanted to cross the ditch.  A few short moments of careful contemplation and they decided it would be much better to have their buddy in the truck push them back to where they came from.  Never mind the fact that they could have piled into the one truck, picked up some gas, and then drove back without any vehicle damage (minus the fact that the silverish truck had no windshield >.>).  These were the first FoF's that earned the title.

Finally, we have what will be a nice segue to the segment, "Vehicular Profiling", that I will begin once I head back to sunny Florida, the melting pot of Full-On Failures.

Please note, we are in Southwest Florida.  About as far from year round Hockey as you can get (if you don't count the Everblades or the fact that Florida is essentially Summer all the time).  Saying, "I Hate Summer", is about as intelligent as a German hating beer, a Polar Bear hating the snow, a ninja hating stealth and the color black, and so on and so on.

This just proves to me that there are some people who just like to advertise just how Full-On Fail they really are.

Stick around, and we will tackle the 7-11 blunders and more vehicular profiling soon!!!! =)

For The Passive-Aggressive And The People Who Love Them

If you are or know someone who is slightly (or ridiculously) passive-aggressive, you will love the following links:

• http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
• http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/4432768387/

I have to thank my friend, Moundy McTits, for those little gems!!! =D

Full-On Friday: Part 2 (Black Chat City)

Somehow, I just don't see how it is right to cyber sex it up with the Selleck 'stache and innocent child on your lap.  On a special note, however, they at least call the community exactly what it appears to be...Fiendly!!!

You, Web Ad Designer, Sir, are definitely a full-on failure.

Off On An Adventure Of Full-On Proportions! (Minus The Fail)

Normally, I would write some witty remarks about some seriously full-on fails, and don't worry, I have many to share, but I am just a few short hours away from my trip.

To give you an idea of what is to come, here are a few things in the works for my full-on fails:

• 7-11 Quick Stop and Snatch
• Vehicular Profiling
• A Little Time With Alexyss K. Tylor
• Full-On Toupee and Hair Piece Fails 
• Full-On Fail (Travel Edition)

Please stop by soon, and I hope to have these topics covered in great fail detail for you!!!

Full-On Friday!

Things That Full-On Fail:

Work...(At least it's Friday!)

AFK in the Most Inopportune Times (You people know who you are!)

Dumb People (Always a WIN or a Full-On Fail in this case!!!)

Exes (Of either sexual persuasion; they just F-O Fail)

Shitty Weather (In general, but definitely shit-tastic on the weekends)

Women... (I am a woman, but you all know the crazies I speak of)

This was just a little something to get to the weekend.  All pictures are courtesy of 5 minutes of random Google searching.  I had a few key points I wanted to hit, but felt it was unfair to not provide a little graphic representation.

I have trip planned for the end of this week, and you better believe my camera will be in hand while I walk around the TX airport!!!

Stay tuned....

Welcome to Full-On Fail

Have you ever witnessed something so fail, you knew it was bigger than an epic fail?  It was like a grouping or a layering of failures so amazing and horrible that you couldn't look away?  You know, what I am talking about.  Those, my friends, are straight up "Full-On Fails"!


This blog will be my staging ground for all things, including stories and pictures, that capture the onion-like essence of the failures we see on a pretty regular basis.


To start you kiddies off right, I have two wonderful images to share:

I would like to thank my sister for this gem....

I would like to thank my friend Jenny's husband, Eric, for giving me night terrors that a brillo pad could not scrub away!

And, my mom for being wicked enough to put her dog in this dress =D

Please stay tuned for more Full-On Fails........