You sir, Square Enix, are a Full-On Fail! Essentially, you make me not want to participate in your madness, and I certainly don't feel regret from leaving its predecessor.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
FoF FFXIV LOL
This instills confidence, especially when my confidence is so high with this MMO franchise in the first place (-.-):
You sir, Square Enix, are a Full-On Fail! Essentially, you make me not want to participate in your madness, and I certainly don't feel regret from leaving its predecessor.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!
You sir, Square Enix, are a Full-On Fail! Essentially, you make me not want to participate in your madness, and I certainly don't feel regret from leaving its predecessor.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!
Full-On Fail: Fuh-Psssshhh Edition
So, I was driving to work this morning and saw a pretty big Full-On Fail of the "kitty whipped" persuasion. First of all, a dude driving a Subaru Outback; pretty fail...
For those who don't know what that is...
Super manly, right???
Anyway...
The FoF comes from the fact that he must be so whipped, he has one of the "I <3 My Wife" stickers proudly displayed at eye level of the hatchback window. See exhibit A:
Now, I am not saying that loving your wife is a fail or a crime, but you know he had to be so emasculated by the wife in the first place to end up with that vehicle or the sticker.
And...
That is the FoF for the morning/day today! Enjoy...and, you're welcome!!! =)
For those who don't know what that is...
Super manly, right???
Anyway...
The FoF comes from the fact that he must be so whipped, he has one of the "I <3 My Wife" stickers proudly displayed at eye level of the hatchback window. See exhibit A:
And...
That is the FoF for the morning/day today! Enjoy...and, you're welcome!!! =)
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Vehicular Full-On Fail - Edition #2
To Start this off right, I would like to point out the Associated Press FoF found in the Google News today. Yes kiddies, it is Fail and it has to do with cars...
Thank you media for being so fail!!!
This comes to you live, from Trixie the Librarian's posh iphone!!!
All my Fords are Woodcox Winnie approved >.>
This douche actually went into reverse on one of the most heavily trafficked roads in Southwest Florida; my guess is that he could not see the big red light over his head. It is so much better to back into the person behind you <.<
Since there are soooo many, this hero wanted you to know he supports "The Ohio State University". The only saving grace for this one has to be the turtle sticker. "I like turtles". =P
Finally, this self proclaimed "Biiitch!" drove 70+ miles per hour, bobbing and weaving in and out of traffic, and ironically still had to sit at the same red light the rest of us did. FAIL!!! But...I chuckled as I snapped this pic because I believe in road karma and she got served!!! =)
Sunday, August 15, 2010
Thursday, August 12, 2010
FoF - Random Acts of Fail - Technology Edition #1 (NSFW)
These just fail...
And....You're welcome!!!!
Full-On Fail - Clipart Google Boredom
What happens when you are super bored??? You Google!!!! What did I Google, you may ask??? Clipart!!!
Now you can ask yourself, What can you possibly do with these images below?
Really?!?!?!
Now that you have witnessed my search, it may seem completely unrelated, other than they are clipart images, at first...But, when boredom strikes, this fail goes "Full-On"....See below:
Now you can ask yourself, What can you possibly do with these images below?
What happened to his neck?
Really?!?!?!
Angry Beaver
I was at a loss as well
Welcome to Corporate America; where these types of clipart are still cool.
Ummm...Yeah...A product of inbreeding (question mark)
Flashdance Fairies...Oh Yeah!
Cute Package = Evil Inside
Rockin' Peppers? Is it 'cause they are soooo HAWT?!?!?
I am pretty sure this is Thor briskly walking to find his hammer...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Vehicular Full-On Fail
The person who is deserving of the Full-On Fail award for the day is this person:
Now, you may be asking; why? Well, I am glad you asked. This individual is one of those people, even in a company vehicle, that feel the need to veer into the next lane of the road without a turn signal, and of course, waiting until there is absolutely no room for the truck to fit. All this done at a moments notice; making all other cars slam on their brakes and causing near accidents.
You, sir/madam, are a douche, and I hope someone from your company sees this, and then also knows of your FoF-ness. Then again, they probably already know.
Now, you may be asking; why? Well, I am glad you asked. This individual is one of those people, even in a company vehicle, that feel the need to veer into the next lane of the road without a turn signal, and of course, waiting until there is absolutely no room for the truck to fit. All this done at a moments notice; making all other cars slam on their brakes and causing near accidents.
You, sir/madam, are a douche, and I hope someone from your company sees this, and then also knows of your FoF-ness. Then again, they probably already know.
Friday, August 6, 2010
Full-On Cute or Creepy?!?! You Decide...
So, while looking for Fox (as in the animal) Eyes for a recent project I have been working on, we (the boyfriend and I) came across Tarsiers:
You can now decide!!!!!
You can now decide!!!!!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Full-On Fail Goes International!
Hola! Dr. Candy Strauss here :-) I recently spent 10 very interesting days in Barcelona, Spain. We saw quite some strange characters over there and i thought, hey let me bring this awesomeness back to America...so here we gooooooooo!
So we visited a place called Las Rambla...this is a long street full of little shops and "performers" and by "performers" I mean they dress up and sit there and expect money...hmmmm...well this guy was definitely our favorite...sir, i think you missed a spot...yeah...right there under your butt...
De Nada...
I have no idea what this says...but really folks...stealing a penis off of a statue...Fail
I don't think i need to say anything about this one...
Let me premise this by saying that Salvatore Dali is a strange man...this is one of the statues at the Dali museum...my favorite part? That the nipples are penises...goodness gracious, lol
the above picture and below picture are quite a huge trend in Spain...we affectionately refer to them as the Genie Pants...elastic waist, crotch to the knees and elastic cinched ankles...they also come in full on jumper style with the elastic around the chest (strapless of course), sadly i did not get a photo of those...
Quick Boob Man, get to the Boob Phone...Hurry, to the Boobmobile ;-)
So you're thinking...oh cute a kid making footprints, how can this possibly be a fail...right? Wrong! This kid squatted down, peed, and yep these are pee footprints he is making...sorry little dude, you are a fail...
Blue wig...latex suit...at the beach...fail
Heels at the beach...fail
Fun story behind this one...check out the reflection...and by fun i mean super creepy. This was on the Metro (subway) and we were the first stop so we were always on an empty car...this was no exception. This man got on and instead of sitting in any of the empty rows (not seats, rows!) he sat in between the 3 of us then kept touching my friends' leg while "sleeping"...Creeper Fail!
Business in the front...?
This was a bachelor party...wished we would have gotten a better picture...for the bachelor in Spain what they do is dress him up and walk around town with whistles and draw attention to him...awesome fail.
Ummmm...go gators?
If you are going to pay a buttload of money for a neon sign, at least spell snack correctly ;-)
Green Undies, 2 Euros...White Pants, 10 Euros...Butt Camel Toe? Priceless 
This isn't really a fail...just a really cute buoy :-)
Ummmm...Spanish Ying Yang, lol
This was 2 stores away from the Burberry Store, Louie Vutton, etc...really?
Apparently pooping in public places is a big problem in Spain....ewwww
You know you want this teeny weenie lamp...it's like real life...touch it to turn it on ;-)
Fooz Ball (sp?) FCBarcelona vs. Kiss? Cher? Random, lol 
Everyone in Spain wears these train wrecks...men, women, and children...blegh
You must allow the following people to sit on the metro...people with super extendo arms, Siamese twins, old people, and fat people :-P
Poop or Chocolate?
So this is an offering room to Mary or Jesus, something like that (I'm not religious and we were at a monastery)...on the outside, how can this be a fail? Check out the top middle left...those would be silicone boobs...hmmmmm?
Yep the above and below were in fact together....why oh why would they subject other people's perfectly good eyes to this?
nuff said... 
This was our feet after walking a day in Barcelona in flip flops...there is virtually no grass there...yuck 
Push start then jump on...sounds safe, lol
What's this all aboot? Eh?
Ok, I know this is graphic...but they censor nothing, i mean nothing, in Spain...this was at the newstand at children's eye level...yep, i would like the daily press and debby does dallas please...and, yes, i will have a nice day :-)
Sadly, this is my own butt....i sat in gum...wuh wahhhhhh (that is a lens cap in one pocket and my cell phone in the other...just in case you were curious)
Don't ask me...
So...Any shorts shorter than mid thigh pretty much make you a whore in Spain...it's just how they are...boobs, no big deal...ass, you're asking for it. This girl was not spanish and was in a tour group...i'm thinking she didn't get the memo or maybe she is in fact a whore? either way, at least she has a nice butt?
No socks...fail
I went all the way to Spain to have Dominoes delivered to me on a vespa...suck it
Bahhhhh, stairs, my nemesis....we walked an average of 1000 stairs a day as well as normal walking...shoot me please
No walking, no dogs, no futbol? Wierd park, eh? 
I wanna stay there...I dunno, it looks a little leary ;-) 
i'm pretty sure that is a side walk...on another note...it doesn not matter what make or model the car in spain is...it looks exactly like that car...crazy
This would be a man, btw
you know you wish you had some grape flip flops... 
So the fail is not that she has pink hair...i think it's kinda cute...the fail is that her pants are the same exact color as her hair...also check out the his and hers shoes next door :-)
This store is called El Corte Ingles (The English Store)...It's like the Spain Wal-Mart/JCPenny's....hmmmm
That's right...maybe you could go on over to Hotel Colon and get that looked at?
I have one word for anyone who would rent this...Douche
Nice ass...
And finally...On the left, McDonald's...on the right, KFC...can't escape America, it's like the plague!
So we visited a place called Las Rambla...this is a long street full of little shops and "performers" and by "performers" I mean they dress up and sit there and expect money...hmmmm...well this guy was definitely our favorite...sir, i think you missed a spot...yeah...right there under your butt...
De Nada...
I have no idea what this says...but really folks...stealing a penis off of a statue...Fail
I don't think i need to say anything about this one...
Let me premise this by saying that Salvatore Dali is a strange man...this is one of the statues at the Dali museum...my favorite part? That the nipples are penises...goodness gracious, lol
the above picture and below picture are quite a huge trend in Spain...we affectionately refer to them as the Genie Pants...elastic waist, crotch to the knees and elastic cinched ankles...they also come in full on jumper style with the elastic around the chest (strapless of course), sadly i did not get a photo of those... 
Quick Boob Man, get to the Boob Phone...Hurry, to the Boobmobile ;-)
So you're thinking...oh cute a kid making footprints, how can this possibly be a fail...right? Wrong! This kid squatted down, peed, and yep these are pee footprints he is making...sorry little dude, you are a fail...
Blue wig...latex suit...at the beach...fail
Heels at the beach...fail
Fun story behind this one...check out the reflection...and by fun i mean super creepy. This was on the Metro (subway) and we were the first stop so we were always on an empty car...this was no exception. This man got on and instead of sitting in any of the empty rows (not seats, rows!) he sat in between the 3 of us then kept touching my friends' leg while "sleeping"...Creeper Fail!
Business in the front...?
This was a bachelor party...wished we would have gotten a better picture...for the bachelor in Spain what they do is dress him up and walk around town with whistles and draw attention to him...awesome fail.
Ummmm...go gators?
If you are going to pay a buttload of money for a neon sign, at least spell snack correctly ;-)
Green Undies, 2 Euros...White Pants, 10 Euros...Butt Camel Toe? Priceless 
This isn't really a fail...just a really cute buoy :-)
Ummmm...Spanish Ying Yang, lol
This was 2 stores away from the Burberry Store, Louie Vutton, etc...really?
Apparently pooping in public places is a big problem in Spain....ewwww 
You know you want this teeny weenie lamp...it's like real life...touch it to turn it on ;-)
Fooz Ball (sp?) FCBarcelona vs. Kiss? Cher? Random, lol 
Everyone in Spain wears these train wrecks...men, women, and children...blegh
You must allow the following people to sit on the metro...people with super extendo arms, Siamese twins, old people, and fat people :-P
Poop or Chocolate?
So this is an offering room to Mary or Jesus, something like that (I'm not religious and we were at a monastery)...on the outside, how can this be a fail? Check out the top middle left...those would be silicone boobs...hmmmmm?
Yep the above and below were in fact together....why oh why would they subject other people's perfectly good eyes to this?
nuff said... 
This was our feet after walking a day in Barcelona in flip flops...there is virtually no grass there...yuck 
Push start then jump on...sounds safe, lol
What's this all aboot? Eh?
Ok, I know this is graphic...but they censor nothing, i mean nothing, in Spain...this was at the newstand at children's eye level...yep, i would like the daily press and debby does dallas please...and, yes, i will have a nice day :-)
Sadly, this is my own butt....i sat in gum...wuh wahhhhhh (that is a lens cap in one pocket and my cell phone in the other...just in case you were curious)
Don't ask me...
So...Any shorts shorter than mid thigh pretty much make you a whore in Spain...it's just how they are...boobs, no big deal...ass, you're asking for it. This girl was not spanish and was in a tour group...i'm thinking she didn't get the memo or maybe she is in fact a whore? either way, at least she has a nice butt?
No socks...fail
I went all the way to Spain to have Dominoes delivered to me on a vespa...suck it
Bahhhhh, stairs, my nemesis....we walked an average of 1000 stairs a day as well as normal walking...shoot me please
No walking, no dogs, no futbol? Wierd park, eh? 
I wanna stay there...I dunno, it looks a little leary ;-) 
i'm pretty sure that is a side walk...on another note...it doesn not matter what make or model the car in spain is...it looks exactly like that car...crazy
This would be a man, btw
you know you wish you had some grape flip flops... 
So the fail is not that she has pink hair...i think it's kinda cute...the fail is that her pants are the same exact color as her hair...also check out the his and hers shoes next door :-)
This store is called El Corte Ingles (The English Store)...It's like the Spain Wal-Mart/JCPenny's....hmmmm
That's right...maybe you could go on over to Hotel Colon and get that looked at?
I have one word for anyone who would rent this...Douche
Nice ass...
And finally...On the left, McDonald's...on the right, KFC...can't escape America, it's like the plague!Thanks for taking that journey with me...Adios.
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