Full-On Fail - The Name Game: 1st Edition

I don't know how "The Ninja known as Hazer" comes across some of these internet rarities and I doubt I should ask, but here is a new one from him!

A Little FoF From My Friends

I had some busy friends this weekend; Mary Brown, Trixie the Librarian and "The Ninja Known as Hazer".  They found me all sorts of fair from around the state, country and web.

The first one comes from Trixie the Librarian:

Only the "dining 'White's'" can park here. 

The next one comes from "The Ninja Known as Hazer", who found a new photo of Ben Affleck in his new movie:

Ben Affleck has never looked so good, however, his acting still probably sucks.

Finally, the last entry comes from Mary Brown.  She is fairly new to the FoF scene, but she continues to come up with some rare gems.  This one comes from a Delaware County Fair:

Notice the classy beer and smokes in the stroller?  We also get the classy lace pink panties as pure FoF bonus!

Until next time...... Enjoy!!!

Fuddruckers Family Fun - Full-On "F" Me Silly Fail

Just in case the title doesn't give this gentleman's (term used loosely) FoF, then let me explain.  My friend and comrade, Mary Brown, took her children to Fuddruckers Family Fun Establishment (Also known as an Eatery) and had to sit next to a "Klassy" human being like this "good sir", who happens to be wearing a shirt that says "Fuck Me Silly".

Really, Dude?!?!

I can understand wearing it to pick up toothless "carny" chicks, but what kind of statement are you making while wearing it to a family restaurant?  Oh, yeah, that's right; I'm a douche seems to say it all!

Mary Brown's Inaugural FoF

Mary Brown's Inaugural FoF from Mickey D's...

Thanks Ms. Brown; now go tend to your Angel's Trumpets! =)