FoF of 2010

A few to get in before the new year:

Internet Fails....

Cause He's Paunchy LOL

While the correct verbiage, it still seems hilarious to patronize then =P

I mean...I knew they were full of shit...

...but who knew they were trying to infect the rest of the world with their crap!

This is the last posting for the year...sorry it wasn't more fail, but I have other things to address.  So, with that, I wish you a happy and safe New Year!!!! =)

Fashion Faux Pas

In two days, I captured two decent faux pas in FoF clothing....

Here they are:

A Rebel in Disney Licensed (potentially female) Apparel

I don't care if they are athletic sandals; you never wear socks and sandals "off the field".

Not to mention the classy tats >.>

Merry Kiss-Moose!!!!!

With A Motto Like This...

I am sure this Education Club would receive recommendations and endorsements from all the strangers with candy...

Because we all know that strangers have the best candy...Wuh, waaaaahhhh...Full-on Fail!

50th Post...Wow...That's a lot of FoF!

This one comes via the DailyBento. 

First of all, if I am ever THIS single (or have a house full of and carry the odor of cats), please, SOMEONE full-on fail me!

 

Cause, it's not just the camera contraption, but the full-on look that makes it so fail (take note of those awesome specs)!

So Many Things to FoF, So Little Time...

Apparently, when it rains, it pours in the world of Full-On Fail.  First things first,  we have a new, and completely unaware, acquaintance that shall be referred to as "Bad Comic", who has presented us with this little fail:



I thought it was "You", says Smokey...

Next, was my own personal FoF, which happened while trying to capture another complete Full-On Fail.  I was driving home last night and was driving behind this fail (I will go into a pictorial rundown after I explain this one).  I realized my camera was sitting home on the charger, so I attempted to retrieve my phone from my purse.  At this point, I was halfway home.  After much digging and dumping of its contents, I realized that it was sitting in my drawer at work.  Yup, I Full-On Fail with that one, lol.

So, to describe the FoF, I am going to demonstrate, through some Googled images, what I saw and why it fails.

First portion of the FoF is this:



Cause it's a Dodge Neon lol

Second portion of the FoF comes from this surrounding the license plate:



Cause it was on a Dodge Neon and it makes a lame Twilight reference...

 This fails; full-on...Essentially, you could take my car:



Not actually mine, but yes, I drive an Aveo (lol)

And add this plate frame...



 ...to create the same level of FoF.

Finally, the news is usually always lame, but this was so FoF on so many levels, I can't help but share...

http://ingame.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/12/16/5658390-kinect-sex-game-is-in-the-works-shudder

Apparently, there is even a YouTube video for this (cringe)....

Just what nerdy male gamers need...(Like DOA/DOA Volleyball wasn't enough)

Another excuse to close themselves up in their homes (or parent's basements) and not look for a real "va-jay-jay" to play with...FULL-ON FAIL!

Have a great day! =)

Millions of Peaches...

...Peaches for Fail!

So, besides an unbelievely "cold", cold front here in the southwestern portion of Florida that required some serious power walking to my car, I get to the driver's side door only to find this:

I am pretty sure this looks like some form of cobbler vomit; peaches maybe...

My only thoughts are this...

If you eat that much cobbler, you are bound to throw it up at some point, making you pretty FoF, however, if there was some form of cobbler eating contest going on in my workplace's parking lot, then that is also a pretty big FoF when you consider how cold it was, and we are talking about the employee parking lot nonetheless!

Now, the only other alternative is that it was someone being a d-bag full of FoF and dumping it in the parking lot, which I would like to point out was less than 5 feet from the grass.  Yes, dumping garbage and food debris on the asphalt vs. the grass is considered a Full-on Fail and in turn makes you a d-bag if it was you who did it!

You're welcome! =)

A Quote About Failure

I am not really one for quotes, but since this one directly relates to failing, I just couldn't resist:

"You can be discouraged by failure - or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember that's where you will find success. On the far side."

~ Thomas Watson, Sr.

Please don't be discouraged by failure.  My blog, even if we poke fun, would FoF without it! =)

Everyone Has Their Priorities...

And...

It seems this gentleman has his own; beer.  At around 9:00 to 10:00 AM in the morning, this good sir needs to get his beer, and ride home (or wherever) with it in his lap.

May I tip my FoF hat to you, mister!

Many thanks go to Dr. Candy "Postpartum Barbie" Strauss for this one!

An Important Announcement for FoF XIV Fans

I received an email update yesterday from the "president" and CEO, Yoichi Wada, about a pretty full-on fail game...

Now, I am not one to beat a dead horse, but this dead horse seems to get up from the ground like a zombie and beat itself.

This game seems to be the mother of all gaming franchise FoFs, and it seems to just keep getting worse.  It makes me sad because FF, as a whole, has always been a franchise I anticipated its gaming releases.

On a positive note:  It does seem like the WoW X-pac, Cataclysm, rolled out fairly smoothly and has been a welcomed event for its players.  Congratulations Blizzard!  Now, hurry up and get Diablo III out! =)

When Gold Sellers Happen...

We hop into action!!!

Or...

At least make them think twice about talking in-game!

Sometimes, an FoF can happen in the MMO.  It's not alway just an FoF of an MMO. =D

Because FoF Hearts HP

I have a few things in the works, but came across this little HP (Huffington Post) gem.

It seemed like it was so FoF worthy, I just feel the need to share! Here goes (The funniest, in my book, out of the 48 listed):

A little over the top, but funny none-the-less

So...it is called a "conversion" now?

I don't even know where to begin...or end...>.>

I am sure they only serve the finest desserts!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/21/the-most-inappropriate-bu_n_786623.html#s187901

I hope you all enjoy the link and you become a Huffington Post reader too!