FoF From Da Water Boy!

A recent submitter to FoF and a long-standing (we don't let people sit) colleague of mine, who shall be known to you all as "Da Water Boy", has forwarded these four gems, and I just have to share:

If you can't figure out what is wrong here, than you probably shop here!

Wise words...

You men know what this is all about...(some of you)

Sort of a mixed message, I must say....

And, with that...

I say good day!  I SAID good day!!!

Fireworks (FoF) Safety

This came with our fireworks:

It is obviously safe to put your "State-Approved" fireworks next to your consumables and a hot grill.  At least they put a hose (not a euphemism) in the picture! =D

I can happily report that there were no injuries or fatalities while igniting the fuses (again, not a euphemism) to our "State-Approved" fireworks!
FYI: These were Alabama fireworks and not from Florida; just a small amount of irony! =)

New year, New FoF Montage

First...

Happy New Year!

Now, to the FoFs.  This first entry comes from my dear Mary Brown.  I would like to preface her message and picture by saying, "If you have to have directions on a sign in a public place, chances are that people haven't been doing it, or not doing it properly."

That being said, here is Mary's entry and note:

"I discovered this in the rest room at Disney's Hollywood Studios.


Just incase you didn't know how to wash your hands. And thank you Brawny for contributing to the downfall of trees.... "..using paper towels"...it's even plural."

The next two entries come from Dr. Candy "Postpartum Barbie" Strauss.

 

I guess, if there is an emergency, the handicapped need to really push it to get out before the shit goes down...LOL! 

Enormous, furry sandals; they have created the first ever "Big Foot" (a.k.a. "The Missing Link", "Sasquatch") shoe that really lives up to its name. =)

Stay tuned...

We may, very soon, have a new contributor; even the Elusive Ninja found some gems on his trip here for the New Year's festivities!

Hope everyone has a happy and safe 2011!