Full-On Fail - The Name Game: 1st Edition

I don't know how "The Ninja known as Hazer" comes across some of these internet rarities and I doubt I should ask, but here is a new one from him!

A Little FoF From My Friends

I had some busy friends this weekend; Mary Brown, Trixie the Librarian and "The Ninja Known as Hazer".  They found me all sorts of fair from around the state, country and web.

The first one comes from Trixie the Librarian:

Only the "dining 'White's'" can park here. 

The next one comes from "The Ninja Known as Hazer", who found a new photo of Ben Affleck in his new movie:

Ben Affleck has never looked so good, however, his acting still probably sucks.

Finally, the last entry comes from Mary Brown.  She is fairly new to the FoF scene, but she continues to come up with some rare gems.  This one comes from a Delaware County Fair:

Notice the classy beer and smokes in the stroller?  We also get the classy lace pink panties as pure FoF bonus!

Until next time...... Enjoy!!!

Fuddruckers Family Fun - Full-On "F" Me Silly Fail

Just in case the title doesn't give this gentleman's (term used loosely) FoF, then let me explain.  My friend and comrade, Mary Brown, took her children to Fuddruckers Family Fun Establishment (Also known as an Eatery) and had to sit next to a "Klassy" human being like this "good sir", who happens to be wearing a shirt that says "Fuck Me Silly".

Really, Dude?!?!

I can understand wearing it to pick up toothless "carny" chicks, but what kind of statement are you making while wearing it to a family restaurant?  Oh, yeah, that's right; I'm a douche seems to say it all!

Mary Brown's Inaugural FoF

Mary Brown's Inaugural FoF from Mickey D's...

Thanks Ms. Brown; now go tend to your Angel's Trumpets! =)

FoF FFXIV LOL

This instills confidence, especially when my confidence is so high with this MMO franchise in the first place (-.-):

You sir, Square Enix, are a Full-On Fail!  Essentially, you make me not want to participate in your madness, and I certainly don't feel regret from leaving its predecessor.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!!!

Full-On Fail: Fuh-Psssshhh Edition

So, I was driving to work this morning and saw a pretty big Full-On Fail of the "kitty whipped" persuasion.  First of all, a dude driving a Subaru Outback; pretty fail...

For those who don't know what that is...

Super manly, right???

Anyway...

The FoF comes from the fact that he must be so whipped, he has one of the "I <3 My Wife" stickers proudly displayed at eye level of the hatchback window.  See exhibit A:

Now, I am not saying that loving your wife is a fail or a crime, but you know he had to be so emasculated by the wife in the first place to end up with that vehicle or the sticker.

And...

That is the FoF for the morning/day today!  Enjoy...and, you're welcome!!! =)

Vehicular Full-On Fail - Edition #2

To Start this off right, I would like to point out the Associated Press FoF found in the Google News today. Yes kiddies, it is Fail and it has to do with cars...

Thank you media for being so fail!!!

This comes to you live, from Trixie the Librarian's posh iphone!!!

All my Fords are Woodcox Winnie approved >.>

This douche actually went into reverse on one of the most heavily trafficked roads in Southwest Florida; my guess is that he could not see the big red light over his head.  It is so much better to back into the person behind you <.<

Since there are soooo many, this hero wanted you to know he supports "The Ohio State University".  The only saving grace for this one has to be the turtle sticker.  "I like turtles". =P

Finally, this self proclaimed "Biiitch!" drove 70+ miles per hour, bobbing and weaving in and out of traffic, and ironically still had to sit at the same red light the rest of us did.  FAIL!!!  But...I chuckled as I snapped this pic because I believe in road karma and she got served!!! =)