FoF From Da Water Boy!

A recent submitter to FoF and a long-standing (we don't let people sit) colleague of mine, who shall be known to you all as "Da Water Boy", has forwarded these four gems, and I just have to share:

If you can't figure out what is wrong here, than you probably shop here!

Wise words...

You men know what this is all about...(some of you)

Sort of a mixed message, I must say....

And, with that...

I say good day!  I SAID good day!!!

Fireworks (FoF) Safety

This came with our fireworks:

It is obviously safe to put your "State-Approved" fireworks next to your consumables and a hot grill.  At least they put a hose (not a euphemism) in the picture! =D

I can happily report that there were no injuries or fatalities while igniting the fuses (again, not a euphemism) to our "State-Approved" fireworks!
FYI: These were Alabama fireworks and not from Florida; just a small amount of irony! =)

New year, New FoF Montage

First...

Happy New Year!

Now, to the FoFs.  This first entry comes from my dear Mary Brown.  I would like to preface her message and picture by saying, "If you have to have directions on a sign in a public place, chances are that people haven't been doing it, or not doing it properly."

That being said, here is Mary's entry and note:

"I discovered this in the rest room at Disney's Hollywood Studios.


Just incase you didn't know how to wash your hands. And thank you Brawny for contributing to the downfall of trees.... "..using paper towels"...it's even plural."

The next two entries come from Dr. Candy "Postpartum Barbie" Strauss.

 

I guess, if there is an emergency, the handicapped need to really push it to get out before the shit goes down...LOL! 

Enormous, furry sandals; they have created the first ever "Big Foot" (a.k.a. "The Missing Link", "Sasquatch") shoe that really lives up to its name. =)

Stay tuned...

We may, very soon, have a new contributor; even the Elusive Ninja found some gems on his trip here for the New Year's festivities!

Hope everyone has a happy and safe 2011!

FoF of 2010

A few to get in before the new year:

Internet Fails....

Cause He's Paunchy LOL

While the correct verbiage, it still seems hilarious to patronize then =P

I mean...I knew they were full of shit...

...but who knew they were trying to infect the rest of the world with their crap!

This is the last posting for the year...sorry it wasn't more fail, but I have other things to address.  So, with that, I wish you a happy and safe New Year!!!! =)

Fashion Faux Pas

In two days, I captured two decent faux pas in FoF clothing....

Here they are:

A Rebel in Disney Licensed (potentially female) Apparel

I don't care if they are athletic sandals; you never wear socks and sandals "off the field".

Not to mention the classy tats >.>

Merry Kiss-Moose!!!!!

With A Motto Like This...

I am sure this Education Club would receive recommendations and endorsements from all the strangers with candy...

Because we all know that strangers have the best candy...Wuh, waaaaahhhh...Full-on Fail!

50th Post...Wow...That's a lot of FoF!

This one comes via the DailyBento. 

First of all, if I am ever THIS single (or have a house full of and carry the odor of cats), please, SOMEONE full-on fail me!

 

Cause, it's not just the camera contraption, but the full-on look that makes it so fail (take note of those awesome specs)!