FoF'ing Stereotypes

Just because we are in Florida...

...doesn't mean we need to have more "Cracker Jokes" or roadways feeding the stereotypes.  Let me also thank TomTom for pointing it out as well!


Happy FoF'ing Hump Day to all! =)

Allstate Doesn't Just Let Mayhem FoF You Over...

ATTENTION FELLOW FLORIDIANS!  Allstate would like to lose all of their customers in our state.  How do I know this?  Easy...

According to the representative I spoke to on the phone about them doubling my Personal Injury Protection, it is because there have been a high number of claims (many fraudulent) from this state so instead of going after those people, they are just going to raise the rates of all the loyal customers hoping that will offset their losses.

BAN ALLSTATE!!!!!

Full-On Fail | Signs

"Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs. Effin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind. Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign?"

Somehow, I think these signs bring us to a whole new level:

Yeah..ummmm..And here I thought it was Love.  The Baptists must be right?

If you have drank Budweiser, than you know this is true...

Perhaps on the West Side they do things a little differently....

Enjoy and have a great Wednesday.  I am on the move the rest of this week and I hope to have some road trip editions of FoF for you!

Who Brings a Huka to a Gun Fight?

Tonight was a night for decompression with some good company, Moundy and Box Office Smash, when this tool (of FoF proportions) brings out his "super cool" (rolls eyes) huka to a "World of Beers" bar:

Who the hell drinks beer in a wine glass, smokes a huka, and looks cool?  Definitely not him!

"Gosh, I hope nobody sees how cool I look and comes over to hang out with me..."

Too late.  He even grabbed the attention of "Gramps".

If only we could all be so cool.

Happy Monday kids!

Over the Moon Over Those Panters!

Yes, I found another sad display of team spirit.  What should have been "Panthers" was reduced to "Panters"...

-.-

In addition, you will find they went for the "G.W. (gee-dubya)" phonetic spelling of spirit.  They opted for "spirt".

I can only assume they traded all possible knowledge of the English language for all this "Panter Spirt"!

Have a wonderful rest of the weekend!

A Few Words From Proud Mary Brown

I give this post to Mary Brown:

As we were leaving Target, I caught sight of the banner above the Dollar Store Wall. $1 for steak....3.5 oz steak. If you do the math, a Quarter Pounder is 4oz, but if you "Hurry while supplies last" (That's what is written in fine print on the banner) you can get a 3.5 oz steak for a DOLLAR.

 

Do they even have refrigeration at the Dollar Store?

 

Do you think Papa John enjoys one of his drivers with a "SOGGY" sticker on the back of their car?

 

 

<3  Mary Brown

Avocado Spice FoF

This little entry came from Moundy.  I am not sure which Sushi Bar this sign came from, but it definitely was not proofread:

It is a little foggy, but I can translate this (sort of) for you:

Sushi Bar Special
Summer Roll
Inside: Salmon Tuna
Avocado Spicy Mayoness
"Indiscernible Green Writing" $10.95

Now, I am hungry for some sushi!  Hold the Mayoness, though!