So, during the last installment, I said that we would cover a bunch of randomness. Some are random web goodies and others are some things I picked up along the way:
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What's the weather like out there? "It's hot! Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking." Well, tell me what it feels like. "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about?"-Robin Williams (Good Morning, Vietnam) |
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Very cool, but grammatically speaking, it could use a little work! |
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That is one sad and tired mouse right there! |
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May the 'Fourse' be with you.... |
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Not sure which is the bigger bummer, the sticker or the very stereotypical red neck owner..... |
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...or his stereotypical red neck truck! |
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Worst display of road construction engineering ever! |
A little story to go with the last one.
My drive into town is completely FoF. They have been doing road work in this area in some form or another since I was in high school, how long does it really take to make a road?!?! Anyway, they decided to make one lane merge, the pass lane, which completely stupid because it is near a light. During high traffic hours, you have every single d-bag in the world speeding in the merging pass lane just to, like a kindergartner, cut in line before the light. Now, if you are one of the sad many stuck in the other lanes, which are being so rudely bottle-necked into a 30 minute "stop and go", you can imagine the road rage. So, yes, I am failing (or FoFing) the engineers and whomever else is responsible for that hot and frustrating mess.
For now...
That is all.