Full-On Fail: Full-On Fail Goes International!

Hola! Dr. Candy Strauss here :-) I recently spent 10 very interesting days in Barcelona, Spain. We saw quite some strange characters over there and i thought, hey let me bring this awesomeness back to America...so here we gooooooooo!

So we visited a place called Las Rambla...this is a long street full of little shops and "performers" and by "performers" I mean they dress up and sit there and expect money...hmmmm...well this guy was definitely our favorite...sir, i think you missed a spot...yeah...right there under your butt...

De Nada...

I have no idea what this says...but really folks...stealing a penis off of a statue...Fail

I don't think i need to say anything about this one...

Let me premise this by saying that Salvatore Dali is a strange man...this is one of the statues at the Dali museum...my favorite part? That the nipples are penises...goodness gracious, lol

the above picture and below picture are quite a huge trend in Spain...we affectionately refer to them as the Genie Pants...elastic waist, crotch to the knees and elastic cinched ankles...they also come in full on jumper style with the elastic around the chest (strapless of course), sadly i did not get a photo of those...

Quick Boob Man, get to the Boob Phone...Hurry, to the Boobmobile ;-)

So you're thinking...oh cute a kid making footprints, how can this possibly be a fail...right? Wrong! This kid squatted down, peed, and yep these are pee footprints he is making...sorry little dude, you are a fail...

Blue wig...latex suit...at the beach...fail

Heels at the beach...fail

Fun story behind this one...check out the reflection...and by fun i mean super creepy. This was on the Metro (subway) and we were the first stop so we were always on an empty car...this was no exception. This man got on and instead of sitting in any of the empty rows (not seats, rows!) he sat in between the 3 of us then kept touching my friends' leg while "sleeping"...Creeper Fail!

Business in the front...?

This was a bachelor party...wished we would have gotten a better picture...for the bachelor in Spain what they do is dress him up and walk around town with whistles and draw attention to him...awesome fail.

Ummmm...go gators?

If you are going to pay a buttload of money for a neon sign, at least spell snack correctly ;-)

Green Undies, 2 Euros...White Pants, 10 Euros...Butt Camel Toe? Priceless

This isn't really a fail...just a really cute buoy :-)

Ummmm...Spanish Ying Yang, lol

This was 2 stores away from the Burberry Store, Louie Vutton, etc...really?

Apparently pooping in public places is a big problem in Spain....ewwww

You know you want this teeny weenie lamp...it's like real life...touch it to turn it on ;-)

Fooz Ball (sp?) FCBarcelona vs. Kiss? Cher? Random, lol

Everyone in Spain wears these train wrecks...men, women, and children...blegh

You must allow the following people to sit on the metro...people with super extendo arms, Siamese twins, old people, and fat people :-P

Poop or Chocolate?

So this is an offering room to Mary or Jesus, something like that (I'm not religious and we were at a monastery)...on the outside, how can this be a fail? Check out the top middle left...those would be silicone boobs...hmmmmm?

Yep the above and below were in fact together....why oh why would they subject other people's perfectly good eyes to this?

nuff said...

This was our feet after walking a day in Barcelona in flip flops...there is virtually no grass there...yuck

Push start then jump on...sounds safe, lol

What's this all aboot? Eh?

Ok, I know this is graphic...but they censor nothing, i mean nothing, in Spain...this was at the newstand at children's eye level...yep, i would like the daily press and debby does dallas please...and, yes, i will have a nice day :-)

Sadly, this is my own butt....i sat in gum...wuh wahhhhhh (that is a lens cap in one pocket and my cell phone in the other...just in case you were curious)

Don't ask me...

So...Any shorts shorter than mid thigh pretty much make you a whore in Spain...it's just how they are...boobs, no big deal...ass, you're asking for it. This girl was not spanish and was in a tour group...i'm thinking she didn't get the memo or maybe she is in fact a whore? either way, at least she has a nice butt?

No socks...fail

I went all the way to Spain to have Dominoes delivered to me on a vespa...suck it

Bahhhhh, stairs, my nemesis....we walked an average of 1000 stairs a day as well as normal walking...shoot me please

No walking, no dogs, no futbol? Wierd park, eh?

I wanna stay there...I dunno, it looks a little leary ;-)

i'm pretty sure that is a side walk...on another note...it doesn not matter what make or model the car in spain is...it looks exactly like that car...crazy

This would be a man, btw

you know you wish you had some grape flip flops...

So the fail is not that she has pink hair...i think it's kinda cute...the fail is that her pants are the same exact color as her hair...also check out the his and hers shoes next door :-)