Next was a quick trip to Toys 'R' Us, and a very quick decision to not wait in the "200 in - 200 out" line from hell. This sent us to the nightmare known as Wal-Mart. There were an amazing array of mullets, men in genie pajama pants and sneakers, bare feet, pregnancies, and parents with small children in crazy Black Friday shopping situations. Here are some highlights:
Next we headed to Kohl's. Our original plan was to hit up Taco Bell, but they went the way of the FoF and were closed...wuh waaahhhhh!
After about a 30 minute wait, a very nice group of strangers sold us some albino hot dogs. I kid you not, they were as white as the inside of the bun. Yes, we were so hungry we were completely willing to take food from a stranger offering hot dogs from the back of his truck. >.>
All that was left of these dogs? Here you go:
We made friends with the couple in front of us, but it was pretty fail when she let her cougar friend cut in front of us:
Quite literally, she has jungle cat sneakers, RaWr..FoF!
Inside was pretty uneventful, or rather, not particularly FAIL.
Next was Target. We had to wait about 10 minutes before it opened, but we also had to wait in the back of the line, which was all the way down to the back of the parking lot. Once we were in, we knew it was going to be crazy. Dr. Candy "Postpartum Barbie" Strauss, almost saw a fight break out between two women, I am pretty sure someone pulled a fire alarm, and the poor male cashier was so nervous, he gave her an extra gift card and gave her a free memory card.
After the last bit of Target awesomeness, we picked up some breakfast biscuits and headed home, On the final stretch - my road - a most cracktastic and fail bunny took the wrong turn at Albuquerque, got loaded up on crystal meth, and wouldn't stop hopping in front of the car. With our minds being mush, we could do nothing but try to take pictures and laugh hysterically.
All in all, it was a great time full of great Full-On Fails. I will get my other photos loaded up tomorrow!
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